An Old Russian Joke

A wife is sitting near her dying husband. "Masha, do you remember how I was fired and couldn't find a job for 3 years? You stayed with me then." "Yes, darling, I remember." "Masha, do you remember how I was drunk and got my car smashed up in an accident? You were visiting me in the hospital for 5 years." "Yes, honey, I remember." "And now when I'm dying you are sitting here with me." "(Crying) Yes, my treasure!" "Masha, I'm starting to believe you bring me bad luck..."